Fakes... weirdest spam I've gotten
Before reading this spam, I was completely unaware of the very real threat to all of our lives. If only I could find the answer... then maybe I would be ejected into some kind of spaceship with Laurence Fishburne and Carrie-Anne Moss. But right now, the Matrix is telling my brain that this steak is juicy and delicious. Mmm... steak...
Update! Check out the discussion about this important factor in all our lives.
There is something extremely wrong with every single person in this world. They seem to be part of a pointless simulation.
"The Matrix" has portrayed this idea somewhat, yet we watch it and go back to our daily lives. Yet in this very life, underneath the seeming diversity in people's opinions, values, talents, and interests, there is something that makes everyone the same. It is as though this planet is populated only by mindless fakes, objects that provide the appearance of intellect on the surface but are based on only mechanical reflexes and primitive thought patterns.
I don't really care if anything I say has been said before, if it was portrayed in movies, in books, or in the lyrics of some useless song. With 6 billion people covering the globe at any given time, thousands and thousands of years of written literature, probability dictates almost any combination of words has occurred numerous times. Yet there is clear evidence there was no action, so those words, just like the people who spoke them, must have been just more fakes. I am forced to use this language (also created by the fakes) because there is no alternative, so everything I write here could be misunderstood to make me sound like one of them, but it will be the action that I take and the dedication that will separate me from them.
In my estimation the fakes that occupy this planet don't make up 99%, but more like 99.9999999% of the population. I know this because I've searched, and in my search have so far only found one true ally (I have found him via the internet as well). But even with those numbers we would not give up because there is no logic in giving up.
The people on this planet are all fakes because the societies have made them this way. Ideas that populate people's minds have no logic or purpose. Concepts such as religion, god, morality, individualism, freedom, identity, happiness, love and billions of others are all just memes. Like parasites they infect the minds and spread from one person to the next. They have no point or purpose; they exist without any logical basis or foundation. The fakes are completely controlled by them, and they will never see beyond them. To not be controlled by them one must do more then just realize that they exist. One must resist any ideas that have no point, endlessly question, and never accept imperfection or compromise in any answer.
We (myself and my ally) are different though. While we have had the limitation of existing only in these societies, something has made it possible for us to resist being indoctrinated into becoming one of those fakes. We have no arbitrary wants, needs, desires, or preferences.
If this world continues to exist the way it is then nothing in it will ever have a point. It will always be just a product of random evolution, one with no importance or relevance. The only logical goal is to dedicate our lives to increasing our numbers, those that aren't fakes, so that in thousands of years our numbers may be such that the fakes would no longer be a threat to progress.
Those that join us must see every other person occupying this planet as the enemy, and us as their only allies. Like us they must have dedication only to taking the most logical action, and to nothing else.
To tell you more about us, we've posted some personal information about ourselves on a website. You'll also find past responses to us on that webpage.
Obviously anyone reading this email is most likely just another fake. Do not simply reply to this email, if you do your message will almost certainly be ignored. If you do wish to communicate, first demonstrate your interest by taking the effort to find us online, one of the ways to do that is described below.
Use a major search engine to search for every combination of any two words from the list below. The order of the words shouldn't matter as long as you do not search for them in quotes, but generally it should be clear what words can go together and in what order. Also when you pick the right combination you shouldn't need to look at more then the first matches.
There are actually at least 7 (or more) different combinations and websites you can find by searching this list. The one you should contact will clearly say it is the 'communication' page and will have three forms to fill out. Mention what sites you did find, the more effort it seems you took the more likely we would believe in your dedication.
There is no trick to this and this isn't meant to be quick, it should, however, be fairly clear if/when you find the right site. The following search engines were verified by us, please use any of them as other search engines may simply not list us correctly: Yahoo, Google, InfoSeek, Lycos, MSN, LookSmart, HotBot, InfoSpace, Ask.com, AllTheWeb, Teoma, WebCrawler, AltaVista, AOL Search, Netscape Search, Dogpile.
If this can't be solved, or if you never reach us, there should be no reason for you to give up as we will never give up and thus there will always be some way to find us.
Ryan and Jacob
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Am i just stupid or does this guys clues make no fawking logistical sense what so ever? And dam you for providing a link to this abhorrent travesty on humanity.
You opened the flood gates to anarchy here admit it those of us to fried synapticaly to fend for themselves to pot addled and inebriated to form cogent coherent scentences ask for your unmamed assistence.
I say crack the ball bustaz code flood smap hate mail take the low road and derrive satisfaction from doing so when we mail bomb this bastard into digitel hell. Joking yes i sent a message to the yahoo address in the header you posted if you have a friend solve one of the clues that initial email is just a front.
I am in no way endorsing condoling or otherwise supporting who the F ever this is. just courious to see if you tried or even took the first step on this dudes twisted psychopade. the site he reffers to in the message as you may or may not know is valid it exists. as for the mail url's you tell me what subtracting 1 from the least significant number of albert einstein's date of birth is and what n to the 10 power as "n"'s value being derrived from a 5 line string of text added and subtracted as per a specified formula.
back to Marvel VS Capcom my mind needs some greatly over due relaxation and to be freed from 10 dimentional geometrical constructs.
Did you actually look for these guys? Try a google search for Single Goal....I was forbidden from accessing their pages but google has the view cached option...very wierd...remotely intresting and slightly contradicting in their "goals" or "philosiphies"...I am way too pointless to actually try and contact these guys(ha)....plus it sounds like they dont believe in any of the good things in life, i.e. relationships, amuseing distractions, GAMES, sports, they are anticompetitive but they still evaluate their "applicants" openly on their web site....seriously there are some strange people out there. Just thought you would want to know...